Tag: funny
group name: ruthd
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July 30, 2008 04:22 AM EDT --
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it . . . more
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November 08, 2006 04:56 PM EST --
: "I have an earache,..."
2000 BC - Here, eat this root
1000 AD - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer
1850 AD - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion . . . more
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April 03, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Here in Gulf coastal Floriida we see many a Yankee "lobster!" Much of our population is of the elder set. This photo shows clearly why older women should be very careful when they sun bathe...! . . . more
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November 08, 2006 12:07 AM EST --
Ace-inhibitors are contraindicated for all Poker Players.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks
What do you call a line of rabbits, hopping backwards? . . . more
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November 08, 2006 04:24 PM EST --
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, . . . more
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July 26, 2008 12:34 PM EDT --
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars . . . more
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July 30, 2008 04:15 AM EDT --
The Old Rancher
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
. . . more
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October 24, 2006 09:17 PM EDT --
What do you call the back door to a cafeteria? Bacteria
Signs!
§ Sign on an electrician's truck -- Let . . . more
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November 30, 2007 12:06 PM EST --
Laws Of Nature & Other Sciences
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, . . . more
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May 05, 2008 10:13 PM EDT --
I just got a link to a humourous fake ad for a new product that, if it existed at all, sure could've made the lives of all those around me much more tranquil.
See photo at right (or go HERE< . . . more
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October 24, 2006 09:29 PM EDT --
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and softly says to his wife, "Dear, there is something I . . . more
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September 03, 2008 05:43 PM EDT --
Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothin,' . . . more
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November 27, 2006 05:15 PM EST --
Well, Ken did it again. Yes, he stuck his size 9 in his mouth again.
Sunday we had a very nice afternoon. We took a drive to Peddler's Villlage in Lahaska, Pennsylvania. It's . . . more
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June 07, 2008 12:30 PM EDT --
You know you're a Floridian if....
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do . . . more
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June 15, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
Five Religious Truths...
During these serious times........people of all faiths should
remember these 5 religious truths:
1. . . . more
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August 09, 2008 09:12 AM EDT --
Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here, a king summoned two of his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two slots in the top, a control knob, and a lever. "What . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:44 PM EST --
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 . . . more
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May 02, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
Quick Check for Alzheimer's
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without . . . more
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April 12, 2008 02:20 AM EDT --
I just got this and had to share it.
Subject: The Y Generation...
-The Silent generation, people born before 1945.
. . . more
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November 22, 2006 11:20 PM EST --
I admit sometimes I do some silly things. One Thanksgiving I outdid myself. I worked since early in the morning, trying to prepare a wonderful meal. Then as the food cooked, I even took . . . more
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