Tag: humor
group name: ruthd
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June 08, 2007 08:39 AM EDT --
My mom’s mom (aka Grandma Alice) was such a nut. She was always doing or saying such off the wall things and she did it with such a childlike innocence, which made everything even more humorous. . . . more
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June 04, 2007 01:56 PM EDT --
--This is an extremely old parenting column I dug up to share. I wrote about 8 or 9 years ago. Even though the dog mentioned is long since gone, I still find it funny. (We had to give him away when . . . more
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August 10, 2006 06:46 PM EDT --
If you're old enough, you will remember Ruth Dickson from her early work, most notably the notorious bestseller Married Men Make the Best Lovers. After a thirty-year . . . more
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August 22, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Bill Engvall does a comedy routine called "Here's Your Sign" where he talks about people who routinely say or do stupid things. He claims, if they just carried an "I'm . . . more
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July 30, 2008 04:22 AM EDT --
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it . . . more
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March 28, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
Someone gave me this back in the eighties. Office humor. I just had to share. I do not know who the original writer actually is.
Dear Sir;
I am writing in . . . more
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June 01, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
To catch dinner
I baited my hook
but the bait
. . . more
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November 08, 2006 04:56 PM EST --
: "I have an earache,..."
2000 BC - Here, eat this root
1000 AD - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer
1850 AD - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion . . . more
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June 29, 2008 08:12 PM EDT --
Olga's Oddments and Other Things
News from down at
OTTOS ODD LOT KNOB SHOP
an odd lot knob for every job
Yesterday was so hot . . . more
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April 03, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Here in Gulf coastal Floriida we see many a Yankee "lobster!" Much of our population is of the elder set. This photo shows clearly why older women should be very careful when they sun bathe...! . . . more
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November 26, 2006 04:19 PM EST --
In response to the recent proliferation of Fan Clubs, I believe it is incumbent upon me, as Senior Member of Every Gather Fan Club, Past Present and Future, to initiate a friendly (read: . . . more
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September 04, 2008 01:54 PM EDT --
Work
I wash the dishes
every day
and clothing
by the ton.
I cook
and sweep
and wash
and clean
but nothings ever done.
I paint
and scrape
and mow
and weed
and never get . . . more
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July 30, 2008 04:15 AM EDT --
The Old Rancher
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
. . . more
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July 26, 2008 12:34 PM EDT --
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars . . . more
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January 15, 2007 06:06 AM EST --
I live full-time in our "vacation/retirement house"
Why? Because I am older..yes older, and have "retired". He is younger, and not even near retirement. So, while I live . . . more
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June 15, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
Five Religious Truths...
During these serious times........people of all faiths should
remember these 5 religious truths:
1. . . . more
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November 08, 2006 12:07 AM EST --
Ace-inhibitors are contraindicated for all Poker Players.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks
What do you call a line of rabbits, hopping backwards? . . . more
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September 03, 2008 05:43 PM EDT --
Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothin,' . . . more
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April 07, 2008 08:55 PM EDT --
Squish squishing winter thaw.
Mud sucking up, following my footprints.
Oh no
Not mud.....
. . . more
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October 13, 2006 11:34 AM EDT --
For some reason this morning I had a funny memory of my younger son. However, it wasn't exactly funny then. I wanted to share it. I hope you have a good laugh.
You see my sons, Bradley . . . more
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